Sassy Quotes for sassy girls

Some smart-assy quotes to pamper your inner goddess today, and every other day of your life

Tired of being goody goody, nice and gentle?

Give your silvery angel wings a little rest. Fold them and stow them in your closet for a while, will you? They need a break too.

Now, shake your head, tumble out your tresses and allow that precious horned demon, hissing wet with dripping blood, slowly peep out.

Sometimes demons are so good…!

I am the queen of my little world. Also the King. Also the God. Who are you?

I am my own priority and the first and the most important one at that. I will think about you when I find time from myself. Don't wait for me…

I don't regret anything. And I don't forget anything. If I win, I win. If I lose, I learn. Entertainment is just additional bonus!

I am not to be trifled with. I am like a steel sword. I can save lives as easily as I can also kill…

Thanks to Game of Thrones, everyone understands what a sword is.

New age, new lingo. Learn it.

Good — Death sentence

Bad — Good

Badder — Better

Baddest — Nirvana

I love those who hate me.

I love those who love me.

It's the ones who do neither that I cannot tolerate.

And, I particularly can't understand those who can't understand me. 

Don't approach me if you fall in the third or fourth category of aliens.

And, I am not bossy. I AM the boss.

And I am my own boss, as well as that of yours and of the whole world, and of the entire universe, just on secret vacation. Don't say, I didn't warn you…

I can't help being the goddess that I am. But I can help you become a subject if you like…

I am perfect. But even if I am not, I am 100% original.

Who wants to be good when its opposite is so much more fun and exciting?
It's called 'learning by doing'!

Eternal Mantras to live by:

Look like a lady

Sleep like a baby

Think like a boss

Act like a god

I hope you enjoyed reading these cheeky, naughty, sassy quotes for sassy girls. Thanks for reading!